if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think your dad took our porno
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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