Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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