he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
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i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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