Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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