I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize