he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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