I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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