My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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