dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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