Don't you send me to vm
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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