He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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