yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize