Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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