windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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