Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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