oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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