So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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