i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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