How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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