Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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