He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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