never play flip cup with pint glasses
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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