And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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