yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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