they need to just BURY HIM!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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