Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.