Sponge bath it is.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You need Xanax blowdarts
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?