She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Duck Duck Cougar?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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