if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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