At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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