Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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the liver wants what the liver wants
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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