Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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