I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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