What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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