dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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