he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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