I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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