It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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