Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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