when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
"it" just moved
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
