i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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