There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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