it's too hot outside to masturbate.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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