I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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