Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
My life is pants optional.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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