I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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