I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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