I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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