I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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