It was confusing and full of hummus
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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