He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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