So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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