New invention idea: vibrating tampons
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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