Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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