Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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