you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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