Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
